at  a anonymous rap label. make fun all you want, but these are the goons you want when you need to go to war. 

Peace and love, yall. 

STANDARD / NECESSARY: 

• fatigue bulletproof rain jackets
• inflammable jeans with shank-proof lining 
• steel toed timbs with weed-pipe tray 
• 3X thermal shirts with detachable collar

• dutchmaster socks
• signature ear cushions for your cigs that go behind your ear
• hitman gloves
• portable medallion turned ashtray 

compiled a list of suggestions via twitter, FB and gchat

mickey: what are you going for?
me:  HOT /POLITICAL /SEXY/ POP-CULTURE REFERENCES/ I WANT IT ALL MICKEY

mickey:  herman cain
george oma: hermain cain
Grace McCants: Tazri, you should TOTALLY be MIA for ‘Ween.
Sam Draisin: Brown Kreayshawn
Francesca: Tyler the Creator
Pablo McConnie-Saad: Playboy bunny?
Amber Walker: I’m going as Cornel West. Can you be my Tavis Smiley?
Beatrice Rothbaum: If ur into group costumes do u wanna be t-boz from the creep vid?
Sam Draisin: Everyone hates Kreayshawn, that’s why you gotta be BROWN Kreayshawn.
@RembertManX: Soledad O’Brien. Kimora Lee Simmons. SELENA. Fish Filet. Beyonce’s side boob in any video from past month. get someone else & be Das Racist
@RembertManX: be drake OMG BE DRAKE OMG BE DRAKE

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THE WINNER IS - (awwyeah, awwyeah) [emo] D R A K E
2nd Place (tie) : Herman Cain, Brown Kreayshawn

and this is why we fux with the internet